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Join us for the Corporate Semi-Annual Regional Recruitment Event where three delusional self-help gurus will peddle their high-performance, results-driven secrets to a prosperous life. Armed with endless buzzwords, misplaced confidence, and questionable wisdom, these so-called experts will show you how to rise, grind, and unlock your full potential – because, after all, you can’t spell “capitalism” without “scam”!!$