
John Thomson
April 2, 1969 (56 years old) in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Credits
- 2024 · The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
- 2022 · Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
- 2022 · Dodger as Farmer Grundles
- 2021 · Last Train to Christmas as Vic
- 2021 · Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
- 2021 · Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
- 2020 · Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
- 2019 · 7 Up & Me as Self
- 2019 · Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
- 2018 · Shane the Chef as
- 2016 · Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit as
- 2016 · Billionaire Boy as Len
- 2014 · Northern Soul as Terry
- 2013 · The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
- 2013 · Help Point as Stephen
- 2010 · The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
- 2009 · Big Top as Geoff
- 2009 · Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
- 2008 · All Star Mr & Mrs as
- 2007 · Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
- 2007 · Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
- 2006 · Ghosthunting With... as
- 2006 · The Dealer as Bat
- 2004 · Fat Slags as Foreman
- 2001 · Station Jim as Harold
- 2001 · Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
- 2000 · Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
- 1999 · The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
- 1998 · You Are Here as Peter Keggy
- 1998 · Up 'n' Under as Stan
- 1996 · Saturday Live as Cabbie
- 1995 · The World of Lee Evans as Customer
- 1995 · The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
- 1994 · Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
- 1991 · Paul Merton: The Series as
- 1988 · This Morning as Self
- 1952 · Flower Pot Men as
- Future · Nightborn as
- 2025 · Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain
- 2025 · The People Before as Knotweed Man
- 2024 · The Gentlemen as Frank
- 2024 · Too Good to Be True as Geoff
- 2023 · Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy as Self
- 2022 · Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
- 2022 · Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
- 2022 · Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
- 2022 · Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
- 2021 · The Weakest Link as Self
- 2021 · Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
- 2020 · Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
- 2020 · The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Himself, Various Characters
- 2020 · McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
- 2019 · Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
- 2019 · Brassic as Colin Popov
- 2019 · This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 2018 · The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
- 2018 · Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
- 2017 · Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
- 2017 · Dying Laughing as Self
- 2016 · Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
- 2016 · Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
- 2016 · Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
- 2016 · Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
- 2015 · Fungus The Bogeyman as
- 2014 · Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
- 2013 · Through the Keyhole as Self
- 2013 · Through the Keyhole as Self - Panelist
- 2013 · Dementamania as
- 2013 · Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
- 2013 · Catchphrase as
- 2013 · Pulp as Dave Burns
- 2013 · Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
- 2013 · Father Brown as John Banks
- 2012 · Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- 2012 · BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
- 2012 · Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
- 2011 · The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
- 2011 · Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
- 2011 · Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
- 2011 · Sooty as The Boss
- 2011 · The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
- 2011 · The Lock Up as Narrator
- 2010 · The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
- 2009 · Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
- 2009 · Angela and Friends as
- 2008 · Inkheart as Darius
- 2008 · Celebrity Juice as Self
- 2008 · Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
- 2007 · Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
- 2007 · Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- 2007 · Skins as Sam Brooks
- 2006 · New Street Law as Charlie Darling
- 2005 · Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
- 2005 · 8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
- 2005 · Monkey Trousers as
- 2004 · Blackpool as
- 2003 · Celebrity Mastermind as
- 2003 · Celebrity Mastermind as Self - Contestant
- 2003 · Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
- 2003 · The Terry and Gaby Show as
- 2003 · Comic Relief Does Fame Academy as
- 2002 · Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
- 2002 · 24 Hour Party People as Charles
- 2002 · Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
- 2001 · Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
- 2001 · Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
- 2000 · Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) as
- 1999 · Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
- 1999 · It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
- 1998 · The Fast Show Live as
- 1998 · Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
- 1998 · Roger Roger as Barry
- 1997 · The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
- 1997 · The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
- 1997 · Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
- 1996 · Pond Life as
- 1996 · Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
- 1996 · Roger Roger as Barry
- 1996 · VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon as
- 1996 · Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
- 1995 · Coogan's Run as
- 1995 · Crapston Villas as
- 1995 · Dangerous Lady as
- 1995 · Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
- 1994 · Ready Steady Cook as Self - Guest
- 1994 · The Fast Show as Various Characters
- 1994 · Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- 1994 · Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 1994 · Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
- 1994 · Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
- 1994 · The Day Today as Treasurer
- 1994 · Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
- 1993 · Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
- 1993 · Shooting Stars as Self
- 1993 · Harry as Royo
- 1992 · The Dead Good Show as Various
- 1992 · The Weekenders as Policeman 1
- 1992 · Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
- 1992 · Men Behaving Badly as Ken
- 1991 · Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
- 1991 · Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
- 1964 · Top of the Pops as Self - Host