John Thomson
April 2, 1969 (57 years old) in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Credits
- 2026 · Nightborn as Jon's Father
- 2025 · Fackham Hall as Bill
- 2025 · Secret Life of the Auction House as Self - Narrator (voice)
- 2025 · Celebrity Puzzling as Self - Panellist
- 2025 · Art Detectives as William Titchfield
- 2024 · The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
- 2024 · Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two as Self
- 2022 · Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
- 2022 · Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
- 2022 · Dodger as Farmer Grundles
- 2021 · Last Train to Christmas as Vic
- 2021 · Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
- 2021 · Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
- 2019 · 7 Up & Me as Self
- 2018 · Shane the Chef as
- 2017 · Dying Laughing as Self
- 2016 · Billionaire Boy as Len
- 2015 · Fungus The Bogeyman as
- 2014 · Northern Soul as Terry
- 2011 · The Lock Up as Narrator
- 2010 · The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
- 2009 · Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
- 2009 · Big Top as Geoff
- 2009 · Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
- 2008 · Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
- 2007 · Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
- 2006 · Ghosthunting With... as
- 2004 · Fat Slags as Foreman
- 2003 · Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
- 2002 · Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
- 2001 · Station Jim as Harold
- 2000 · Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
- 1999 · The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
- 1998 · Ted & Ralph as Vicar
- 1998 · Up 'n' Under as Stan
- 1996 · Roger Roger as Barry
- 1996 · Saturday Live as Cabbie
- 1995 · The World of Lee Evans as Customer
- 1995 · Dangerous Lady as
- 1995 · The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
- 1993 · Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
- 1992 · Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
- 1991 · Paul Merton: The Series as
- Future · Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain
- 2025 · The People Before as Knotweed Man
- 2024 · The Gentlemen as Frank
- 2024 · Captivated as Geoff
- 2023 · Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy as Self
- 2023 · The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa as Self
- 2022 · Celebrity Lingo as Self - Contestant
- 2022 · Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
- 2022 · Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
- 2022 · Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
- 2021 · The Weakest Link as Self
- 2021 · Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
- 2020 · Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
- 2020 · The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases as Self
- 2020 · The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Self/Various Characters
- 2020 · Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
- 2020 · McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
- 2019 · Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
- 2019 · Brassic as Colin Popov
- 2019 · Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
- 2019 · This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 2018 · The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
- 2018 · Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
- 2017 · Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car as
- 2017 · Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
- 2016 · Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
- 2016 · Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit as Self
- 2016 · Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
- 2016 · Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
- 2016 · Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
- 2014 · Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
- 2013 · The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
- 2013 · Help Point as Stephen
- 2013 · Through the Keyhole as Self
- 2013 · Through the Keyhole as Self - Panelist
- 2013 · Dementamania as
- 2013 · Tipping Point: Lucky Stars as Self - Contestant
- 2013 · Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
- 2013 · The Job Lot as Kevin
- 2013 · Catchphrase as
- 2013 · Plebs as Mr. Adolphus
- 2013 · The Mimic as Nigel Lord
- 2013 · Pulp as Dave Burns
- 2013 · Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
- 2013 · Father Brown as John Banks
- 2012 · Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- 2012 · BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
- 2012 · Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
- 2011 · The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
- 2011 · Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
- 2011 · Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
- 2011 · Sooty as The Boss
- 2011 · The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
- 2010 · The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
- 2009 · Angela and Friends as
- 2008 · Inkheart as Darius
- 2008 · Celebrity Juice as Self
- 2008 · All Star Mr & Mrs as
- 2007 · Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
- 2007 · Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
- 2007 · Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- 2007 · Skins as Sam Brooks
- 2006 · New Street Law as Charlie Darling
- 2006 · Waterloo Road as Nelson Smith
- 2006 · The Dealer as Bat
- 2005 · Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
- 2005 · 8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
- 2005 · Monkey Trousers as
- 2004 · Blackpool as
- 2003 · Celebrity Mastermind as
- 2003 · Celebrity Mastermind as Self - Contestant
- 2003 · The Terry and Gaby Show as
- 2003 · Comic Relief Does Fame Academy as
- 2002 · Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
- 2002 · 24 Hour Party People as Charles
- 2001 · Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
- 2001 · Dr Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
- 2001 · Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
- 2001 · Bill and Ben as
- 2000 · Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) as
- 1999 · Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
- 1999 · It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
- 1998 · You Are Here as Peter Keggy
- 1998 · The Fast Show Live as
- 1998 · Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
- 1998 · Roger Roger as Barry
- 1997 · The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
- 1997 · The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
- 1997 · Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
- 1996 · Pond Life as
- 1996 · Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
- 1996 · VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon as
- 1996 · Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
- 1995 · Coogan's Run as Fat Bob
- 1995 · Crapston Villas as
- 1995 · Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
- 1994 · Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
- 1994 · Ready, Steady, Cook as Self - Guest
- 1994 · The Fast Show as Various Characters
- 1994 · Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- 1994 · Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 1994 · Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
- 1994 · Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
- 1994 · The Day Today as Treasurer
- 1994 · Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
- 1993 · Shooting Stars as Self
- 1993 · Harry as Royo
- 1992 · The Dead Good Show as Various
- 1992 · The Weekenders as Policeman 1
- 1992 · Men Behaving Badly as Ken
- 1991 · Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
- 1991 · Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
- 1988 · This Morning as Self
- 1964 · Top of the Pops as Self - Host
- Future · Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton as Bernard Righton