John Thomson
April 2, 1969 (56 years old) in Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Credits
- 2025 · Fackham Hall as Bill
- 2025 · Secret Life of the Auction House as Self - Narrator (voice)
- 2025 · Art Detectives as William Titchfield
- 2022 · Red Riding Hood: After Ever After as Plank
- 2021 · Last Train to Christmas as Vic
- 2021 · Paul Sinha's TV Showdown as Self - Contestant
- 2020 · Dog Loves Books as Dog (voice)
- 2018 · Shane the Chef as
- 2016 · Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle as Kevin Ruddock
- 2016 · Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun as Self - Narrator
- 2015 · Fungus The Bogeyman as
- 2013 · The Power of Darts as Narrator (voice)
- 2013 · Dementamania as
- 2013 · Pulp as Dave Burns
- 2013 · Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners as Self - Narrator
- 2010 · The Road to Coronation Street as Harry Kershaw
- 2009 · Heads or Tails as Self - Contestant
- 2009 · Big Top as Geoff
- 2008 · Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong as Self
- 2007 · Mobile as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
- 2007 · Engineering the World Rally as Himself - Narrator
- 2006 · Ghosthunting With... as
- 2006 · New Street Law as Charlie Darling
- 2005 · Monkey Trousers as
- 2002 · Johnny Vaughan Tonight as Self
- 2001 · Dog Eat Dog as Football Coach
- 2001 · Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible as Sir Donald Tyburn
- 2000 · Born Romantic as First Cab Driver
- 1997 · The Man Who Knew Too Little as Dimitri
- 1996 · VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon as
- 1996 · Saturday Live as Cabbie
- 1995 · Coogan's Run as
- 1995 · The World of Lee Evans as Customer
- 1995 · Fist of Fun as Pied Piper of Hamelin
- 1994 · Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd as Bernard Right On/Various
- 1993 · Paul Calf's Video Diary as Fat Bob
- 1992 · Blue Heaven as Waiter 2
- 1991 · Paul Merton: The Series as
- 1988 · This Morning as Self
- Future · Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night as Self - Team Captain
- 2025 · The People Before as Knotweed Man
- 2024 · The 1970s: Those Were the Days as Self - Narrator
- 2024 · Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two as Self
- 2024 · The Gentlemen as Frank
- 2024 · Captivated as Geoff
- 2023 · Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy as Self
- 2023 · The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa as Self
- 2022 · Best Year Ever as Self - Actor
- 2022 · Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More as Self
- 2022 · Sister Boniface Mysteries as Leonard Monk
- 2022 · Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs as Self
- 2022 · Dodger as Farmer Grundles
- 2021 · The Weakest Link as Self
- 2021 · Les Dawson Lost Tapes as Self
- 2021 · Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?! as Narrator
- 2020 · Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years as Self
- 2020 · The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases as Himself, Various Characters
- 2020 · McDonald & Dodds as Jimmy Daly
- 2019 · Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped as Narrator
- 2019 · Brassic as Colin Popov
- 2019 · 7 Up & Me as Self
- 2019 · Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story as Himself
- 2019 · This Time with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 2018 · The People's Vet as Self - Narrator
- 2018 · Celebrity Catchphrase as Self
- 2017 · Richard Osman's House of Games as Self - Contestant
- 2017 · Dying Laughing as Self
- 2016 · Caroline Aherne at the BBC as Self - Presenter
- 2016 · Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit as
- 2016 · Grimsby as Bob Tolliver
- 2016 · Billionaire Boy as Len
- 2014 · Northern Soul as Terry
- 2014 · Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled as Self
- 2013 · Help Point as Stephen
- 2013 · Through the Keyhole as Self
- 2013 · Through the Keyhole as Self - Panelist
- 2013 · Strange Hill High as Various (voice)
- 2013 · Catchphrase as
- 2013 · Plebs as Mr. Adolphus
- 2013 · Father Brown as John Banks
- 2012 · Uncle Wormsley's Christmas as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
- 2012 · BBC Comedy Feeds as Steve
- 2012 · Evidently... John Cooper Clarke as Himself
- 2011 · The Chase: Celebrity Special as Self
- 2011 · Death in Paradise as DCI Chris Ricketts
- 2011 · Celebrity Antiques Road Trip as Self - Participant
- 2011 · Sooty as The Boss
- 2011 · The Jonathan Ross Show as Self
- 2011 · The Lock Up as Narrator
- 2010 · The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa as Self
- 2009 · Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
- 2009 · Angela and Friends as
- 2008 · Inkheart as Darius
- 2008 · Celebrity Juice as Self
- 2008 · All Star Mr & Mrs as
- 2006 · The Dealer as Bat
- 2003 · Appointment with Dr. Terrible as Interviewee – Actor
- 1998 · Up 'n' Under as Stan
- 1952 · Flower Pot Men as
- Future · Nightborn as
- 2007 · Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...' as Self - Narrator (voice)
- 2007 · Kingdom as Nigel Pearson
- 2007 · Skins as Sam Brooks
- 2005 · Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit as Mr. Windfall (voice)
- 2005 · 8 Out of 10 Cats as Self
- 2004 · Blackpool as
- 2004 · Fat Slags as Foreman
- 2003 · Celebrity Mastermind as
- 2003 · Celebrity Mastermind as Self - Contestant
- 2003 · The Terry and Gaby Show as
- 2003 · Comic Relief Does Fame Academy as
- 2002 · Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway as Self
- 2002 · 24 Hour Party People as Charles
- 2001 · Station Jim as Harold
- 2001 · Murder in Mind as Alan Squires
- 2000 · Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) as
- 1999 · The Flint Street Nativity as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
- 1999 · Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show as Self
- 1999 · It's Only TV But I Like It as Self
- 1998 · You Are Here as Peter Keggy
- 1998 · The Fast Show Live as
- 1998 · Cold Feet as Pete Gifford
- 1998 · Roger Roger as Barry
- 1997 · The Girl with Brains in Her Feet as Mr. Loughborough
- 1997 · Midsomer Murders as Cooper Steinem
- 1996 · Pond Life as
- 1996 · Never Mind the Buzzcocks as Self - Panellist
- 1996 · Roger Roger as Barry
- 1996 · Silent Witness as DI Warren Bull
- 1995 · Crapston Villas as
- 1995 · Dangerous Lady as
- 1995 · The Young Poisoner's Handbook as Nathan
- 1994 · Pauline Calf's Wedding Video as Fat Bob
- 1994 · Ready, Steady, Cook as Self - Guest
- 1994 · The Fast Show as Various Characters
- 1994 · Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
- 1994 · Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge as Joe Beasley
- 1994 · Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era as Simon Joke
- 1994 · Pie in the Sky as Andrew Vernon
- 1994 · The Day Today as Treasurer
- 1993 · Shooting Stars as Self
- 1993 · Harry as Royo
- 1992 · The Dead Good Show as Various
- 1992 · The Weekenders as Policeman 1
- 1992 · Men Behaving Badly as Ken
- 1991 · Murder Most Horrid as Daniel Hoffmeyer
- 1991 · Soldier Soldier as Sgt Dunn
- 1964 · Top of the Pops as Self - Host
- Future · Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton as Bernard Righton